Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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