Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Two words: blizzard sex
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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