We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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