Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We talked him into tasing himself.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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