if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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