I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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