wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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