so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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