jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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