Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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