Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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