Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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