Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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