new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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