He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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