Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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