But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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