i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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