The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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