I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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