just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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