break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
