We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My dick has a subreddit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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