My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
These tits shall not be calmed
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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