Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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