There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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