erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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