i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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