On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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