I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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