he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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