so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
