Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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