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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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