The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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