why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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