I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
True college students do jello shots in the library
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