it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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