I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That accounts for only three of the penises
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
why is half of my head shaved?
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