CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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