Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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