check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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