I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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