Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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