you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
