Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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