So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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