Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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