check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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