So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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