great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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